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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who find joy and camaraderie in thinking about fun and imaginary band names, and those who find it strange that others do so. If you are in the former, you're gonna love Mock n' Droll. If you are in the latter, find someone in the former and buy them something. They'll love you for it.

See? It's not that complicated.

Mock n' Droll is the culmination of a lifelong dream to mess with people's minds by pretending to be in a band that no one's ever heard of. While also manifesting the (fictitious) feeling of telling someone you are in a band. 

Always wanted to play guitar but lack talent, rhythm and discipline? Doesn't matter anymore. Just say that you do. You can play lead didgeridoo if you want.

It's not like truth matters a lot these days, right?

If you have any questions about Mock n' Droll, drop me a line at Questions about bulk orders and my availability for backstage passes are preferred.

Band name suggestions? Sign up for the newsletter and I'll let you know when and if I'm interested. There's only one wizard behind the curtain in this Oz, so not sure I'm going to like band name ideas other than my own.

If you are a member of the press, please contact with any questions and help yourself to images and whatnot.