Cervix-a-Lot Drawstring Bag

Never one to shy away from controversy, Cervix-A-Lot has seen her reputation soar on the basis or her underground hit, Pussy on a Pedestal. Vix, as she’s known to fans and TMZ alike, parlayed a babysitting gig for a record executive into an audition that blew away everyone there. For The Cycle tour, noted hip hop critic Smitty Pudding raved that “amniotic and polysyllabic rap has reached its crowning achievement.”